Gay culture is…
Trying to hide the fact that you know everything about your favorite actress and act only mildly interested when someone mentions her in conversation. Like:
My mom: You know that girl Anna Kendrick?
Me (internally): Anna Cook Kendrick. 32 years of age. Born August 9, 1985 in Portland, Maine. Brown hair, stunning blue eyes, only about 5’2. Professional actress, self proclaimed boobman, and shipper of Bechloe.
Me (actually): Sounds familiar. Ohhh she’s the one from Pitch Perfect, right?
*sweats in gay panic*
